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gag me with a maggot.

*Gags RJ with a maggot*

*throws up on agent smith*

Anyone who isn't dead or from another plane of existence would do well to cover their ears right about now.

Cut my eggs!

Your eggs are cut, sir.

CUT MY MILK!

I cant, sir. It is liquid.

Freeze it, then cut it

Originally posted by Gravity Kills
Anyone who isn't dead or from another plane of existence would do well to cover their ears right about now.

Noah was a drunk. Look what he accomplished. And no one's even asking you to build an ark. All you have to do is go to New Jersey, and visit a small church on a very important day.

He got hard because God kissed him. 😆

I love this quote, I hope I got it right

You don't believe in God because of Alice in Wonderland?

No, "Through the Looking Glass". That poem, "The Walrus and the Carpenter" that's an indictment of organized religion. The walrus, with his girth and his good nature, he obviously represents either Buddha, or... or with his tusk, the Hindu elephant god, Lord Ganesha. That takes care of your Eastern religions. Now the carpenter, which is an obvious reference to Jesus Christ, who was raised a carpenter's son, he represents the Western religions. Now in the poem, what do they do... what do they do? They... They dupe all these oysters into following them and then proceed to shuck and devour the helpless creatures en masse. I don't know what that says to you, but to me it says that following these faiths based on mythological figures ensure the destruction of one's inner-being. Organized religion destroys who we are by inhibiting our actions... by inhibiting our decisions, out of... out of fear of some... some intangible parent figure who... who shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago and says... and says, "Do it - Do it and I'll f
f*ckin' spank you."

too much data, my friend, but i feel you.

Heres a quick one

You know what the dead do with most of their time? They watch the living. Especially in the shower.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
too much data, my friend, but i feel you.

Thanks

tell that to the chick in "psycho".

No wonder he seeing Jesus, homie's rockin the gonge!

go back to your paper routes, you mighty duck ****s!!!

Dogma was great.

Mallrats is still better.

Clerks Animated Series was the best

You people. If there isn't a movie about it, it's not worth knowing about, is it?

Do you guys sell monkey chow?

No

What about monkeys?

No. Why do you guys want a monkey?

To teach it to smoke, duh!

Clerks Animated Series I miss those 6 episodes

Oh Im not sick Dante, I (changes to a deep voice) just want to tell you about the Matrix, Neo.