Originally posted by King Castleor.. OR, Here's what you do.
i have some videos and some kid on youtube pissed me off and called me out.. now the kid is probably like 13 but i feel like now i should post my videos to shut him but i dont like having myself on youtube or the internet in general..
You go out to texas for a few months and take some training in flying a helicopter, Then, you spend some time underground learning how to kill a man using only a bottle opener, you master the use of a bottle opener and rack up a good body count while in hiding, and in 20 years, you fly a helicopter over the white house, go flying out the side of it on a dirt bike, land on the roof and make your way to the president killing every mother ****er in your way using said bottle opener, Then you bust in and ask mr.president if he'd like some Death to go with that morning paper, and then open up a bottle of whoop ass on him.
i would say can, but you trained with a bottle opener, not a can opener, its too late now, just roll with it.
Then, you make your way back to the roof, and use the dirt bike to jump Back inside of the helicopter, Fly off to a location where you've been digging an underground tunnel, and make your way to freedom.
eh? Eh?