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Started by Rogue Jedi9,042 pages

Originally posted by Dave_97
or.. OR, Here's something else you could do.

Attack of the Time traveling Jetpack nazi-zombie-werewolf-bikini-babes from Space.

set in the summer of 800AD
Could be a summer blockbuster.

My enchiladas were a bit burnt.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
My enchiladas were a bit burnt.
is that so?

I ate 'em anyway.

i had leek soup.

sleep now. Good night and stay classy.

i really dont feel well

Originally posted by King Castle
i really dont feel well
yeah?
i can make you feel better.

😉

no.. i dont do men...

Originally posted by King Castle
no.. i dont do men...
i was just going to buy you a stripper.

a male stripper. 😉

no... female or no deal.

it was going to be me.

i actually dont mind when gay guys hit on me, i take it as a compliment.

put i wont precipitate the advances

im not hitting on you, i just want money, so shove some $20s in my pants.

i give to you so you get off me.. i dont respond violently to gay men.

my friend ceasar is gay and when i had come home from iraq he was kissing me on the cheek and saying i was hot.

i was polite and pushed him off.. but, he manage to plant some wet kisses on my cheek.

my other friend was kick his @$$.. i was like brah... i will just tell him not to do it again and that there are boundaries but he meant no harm not like he was tryin to croup me and tryin to get sexual

i slipped travis the tongue once, he was like "eww, what the **** dave?"

yeh, i would sock you if you tried that and if ceasar had tried it.

i love it when you talk dirty to me.

Being in love with yo ass ain't cheap.

Ax3l

Not for long.