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hey i searched for michigan and..
it DOES look like a mitten 😊

I have a few friends that live in the mitten

I want my next chick anorexic, the winner is the thinner,
Won't have to take her skinny ass out to a fancy dinner,

If I were God I'd get a bunch of slaves to do everything
Norwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sing

If I were God thou shall not wear tube socks with Flip-Flops
Thou shall sit and thou shall spin thou shall even wife swap
Thou shall resist the Olsen Twins, thou shall not cut "Footloose"
If I were God that's what I'd do, Heavens no

Hell yeah

Debbie, he is only like the next Martin Scorseez....

person one:But why's everbody always pickin' on me?

person two:Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady

please pm me and I'll send you the link to my friend's LOTR/ELF/costume website, and her accompanying forum.

"Hand me that piano!!"

a,b f,g, tehehe 😑

moop

poom

pummel

lemmup

it's my fault i wait til the very last minute!!!!!!!!

lemur

leopard

A disagreeable task is its own reward.

drapoel

😱 i can balance a pencil on my nose

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... COW!