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have i been there?

dude i dont even remember dying my hair, and i did that today.

Kiss me.

dont have to ask me twice, you bearded handsome bastard, but your wife might mind.
*kisses*

My wife and I swap.

Seriously. 😐

yuh...yeah?

cause thats hot.

you guys wanna do a threesome? haermm

What are your qualifications?

We only swap with people we know and/or trust.

you both know me.

I've got about 6 inches of qualifications.
i would like to use this experience to better myself sexually.

Foreskin?

Do you enjoy giving anal?

Are you opposed to bondage and/or S&M?

nope.
honestly, not really, but i'll give it a throw if you want.
never tried it before, but im all for new things.

YouTube video

If you haven't heard this song before, you HAVE to listen to it. You will enjoy it, guaranteed.

This is the live version. And he sounds EXACTLY the same live as he does in the studio, and this performance is actually better than the studio version.

In case you're confused, the first 3 verses he's rapping as "Stan", his psychotic, obsessed fan. The 4th reverse is Eminem's reply to Stan.

why is your medicine cabinet full of old man ointments?

finally, someone to talk to.

Check it: I'm bored.
Fix this.

flatter me 🙂

you're so amazing that i don't believe you're a real person.
you're a super babe that was grown in a lab and sent back in time to seduce men.

good, goooood hmm

im sorry, i find it hard to flatter someone so awesome.
what can i say that you haven't heard before?

Ray LaMontang.

Originally posted by Dave_97
im sorry, i find it hard to flatter someone so awesome.
what can i say that you haven't heard before?

oh you eyes

Originally posted by Ax3l
Ray LaMontang.

I hope this was intentional haermm

Absofruitly.