ive never needed a cell, im not social enough for one.
my friends are all "but matt-dave, get a cell so we can make plans"
and im all "but the only plans i want to make are with silver_tears, but she dont wanna hang with the dave"
"well she doesnt know what shes missing, but we can always hang out"
"we could, but its not the same, you see, shes the most wonderful woman on the planet, and every guy in the world should be madly inlove with her, cause shes so awesome and that."
true story, 😆