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lucky bastard

Having lunch with my lady friend tomorrow ✅ Then I'm gonna test drive a 2011 Camaro 😱

Originally posted by Dave_97
lucky bastard

Originally posted by The Red
Pussy tastes yummy. 😉

i had a dream that a bunch of people from KMC were calling me haermm
i remember dadudemon calling and possibly RJ and Dave hmm

I dreamt I killed Santa, but he just kept coming back to life and pelting me snowballs.

What does it mean?

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I've found I've become too lazy for that.

Ah, the risks of having an automatic penis in ones life.

We all have been there.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I dreamt I killed Santa, but he just kept coming back to life and pelting me snowballs.

What does it mean?

Nothing..it means...NOTHING

weep

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I dreamt I killed Santa, but he just kept coming back to life and pelting me snowballs.

What does it mean?

Originally posted by King Castle
that you want to be snowballed by a jolly fat man

You are a dirty, dirty man. Awesome

Originally posted by King Castle
that you want to be snowballed by a jolly fat man

I found out that i've got a new talent.

yeah, check it, im the greatest at just not talking to women who think im cute.

**** my life, another perfectly good set up wasted. no, im not even kidding, this set up could not be planned better.
god damnit as ****, she is hot, she was checking me out, and she was waiting for a god damned bus, a bus that i know for a fact, is never on time and i could've offered to just walk her home, since its the smalled bus route in my city, srsly, its a 35 min bus ride at best, depending on traffic.
i could've at least offered to light her smoke, or, you know, told her about my totally awesome movie collect in hopes shes one of them there chicks who digs that.

i don't deserve the genitals i was born with, im gonna go eat ice cream until im so fat that i cant even see them anymore.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I'm gonna test drive a 2011 Camaro 😱

Originally posted by Bardock42
NOTHING

its been a while.

Originally posted by Dave_97
I found out that i've got a new talent.

yeah, check it, im the greatest at just not talking to women who think im cute.

**** my life, another perfectly good set up wasted. no, im not even kidding, this set up could not be planned better.
god damnit as ****, she is hot, she was checking me out, and she was waiting for a god damned bus, a bus that i know for a fact, is never on time and i could've offered to just walk her home, since its the smalled bus route in my city, srsly, its a 35 min bus ride at best, depending on traffic.
i could've at least offered to light her smoke, or, you know, told her about my totally awesome movie collect in hopes shes one of them there chicks who digs that.

i don't deserve the genitals i was born with, im gonna go eat ice cream until im so fat that i cant even see them anymore.

Sweet

ON DVD!

its been a while.

i hate myself so god damned much.

Originally posted by Dave_97
i hate myself so god damned much.

Will you jerk off and cry while thinking about her tonight?

Originally posted by Dave_97
i hate myself so god damned much.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Will you jerk off and cry while thinking about her tonight?

im thinking all go with, weeping her name into my pillow, while jerking off, with a loaded revolver to my head.
and when i cum i'll finally do it, this'll be the day, only it wont, cause the gun will jam, and i'll be even more sad.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ha-son
the other show for Cage the Elephant in Chicago is already mother****ing sold out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fffuuu

Originally posted by Dave_97
sort of.

im thinking all go with, weeping her name into my pillow, while jerking off, with a loaded revolver to my head.
and when i cum i'll finally do it, this'll be the day, only it wont, cause the gun will jam, and i'll be even more sad.