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Originally posted by Dave_97
I found out that i've got a new talent.

yeah, check it, im the greatest at just not talking to women who think im cute.

**** my life, another perfectly good set up wasted. no, im not even kidding, this set up could not be planned better.
god damnit as ****, she is hot, she was checking me out, and she was waiting for a god damned bus, a bus that i know for a fact, is never on time and i could've offered to just walk her home, since its the smalled bus route in my city, srsly, its a 35 min bus ride at best, depending on traffic.
i could've at least offered to light her smoke, or, you know, told her about my totally awesome movie collect in hopes shes one of them there chicks who digs that.

i don't deserve the genitals i was born with, im gonna go eat ice cream until im so fat that i cant even see them anymore.

She probably thinks you're gay now. Might as well try and get her as your hag when you see her again.

There is a way out though, next you see her; no matter the place or situation, bust out and sing 'Can't take my eyes off of you' with all your heart to her.

YouTube video

Mother****er stole my idea! The nerve.

Originally posted by Bardock42
So you know her name?

Originally posted by Robtard
She probably thinks you're gay now. Might as well try and get her as your hag, should you see her again.

There is a way out though, next you see her; no matter the place of situation, bust out and sing 'Can't take my eyes off of you' with all your heart to her.

pre-edit : only one problem, im not watching anything RJ posts.

RJ? You wanna ****ing start something, mother****er?

Originally posted by Dave_97

ah, only one problem i dont know the song.

You want in her pants or do you want to be content going shopping with her and listening to her ***** about all the assholes she goes down on and **** her up the ass only for them to never call her back?

If it's the former, learn the song, Dave. Learn it.

Edit: What the **** did RJ do now?

Shut your ****ing face uncle ****er!

Originally posted by Robtard
You want in her pants or do you want to be content going shopping with her and listening to her ***** about all the assholes she goes down on and **** her up the ass only for them to never call her back?

If it's the former, learn the song, Dave. Learn it.

Edit: What the **** did RJ do now?

Originally posted by The Nuul
Shut your ****ing face uncle ****er!

You're the one that ****ed your uncle, uncle-****er.

Originally posted by Dave_97
fine, i'll do as you say, and it better get me inside her tight little body.

If it doesn't, she's a stupid whore who isn't worth your time/meat.

You could try less extreme measures. Strike up a conversation, ask her a lot of questions about herself, girls like talking; especially about themselves. Be sure to look genuinely interested in what she's saying and keep eye contact.

Originally posted by Dave_97
fine, i'll do as you say, and it better get me inside her tight little body.

How tight is it?

she does have nice eyes, shes very pretty.

Originally posted by Dave_97
she does have nice eyes, shes very pretty.

How do you know her? What do you like about her besides her superior physique?

shes new at my work.

and no, thats all i like about her, since today was the first time i worked with her.

Originally posted by Bardock42
How do you know her? What do you like about her besides her superior physique?

Forgot to ask when you I say the picture a few week backs; did you **** Sarah while she was wearing those bunny ears? She looked especially hot in that pic.

Originally posted by Dave_97
shes new at my work.

and no, thats all i like about her, since today was the first time i worked with her.

Get to it, son. He who waits, masturbates.

Originally posted by Dave_97
shes new at my work.

and no, thats all i like about her, since today was the first time i worked with her.

Aww, just stick with it and soon you'll get to work with her breasts.

Originally posted by Robtard
Forgot to ask when you I say the picture a few week backs; did you **** Sarah while she was wearing those bunny ears? She looked especially hot in that pic.

A Gentleman does not talk about his sexual conquest. But lets just say we ****ed like Bunny Rabbits 😐

you should videotape sex with sarah, then show us.

just saying.

Originally posted by Dave_97
you should videotape sex with sarah, then show us.

just saying.

This is an intriguing suggestion.

Originally posted by Bardock42
A Gentleman does not talk about his sexual conquest. But lets just say we ****ed like Bunny Rabbits 😐

Your pansiness aside, that's dope, those ears on her played well.