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Robtard Senor Member
Originally posted by Bardock42
Oh I get it, you failed basic anatomy. Girls do not have penises and therefore do not produce sperm. Which is why she can't spray sperm on her keyboard when masturbating.

Sperm comes form the testicles, sir.

Bardock42 Junior Member
Originally posted by Robtard
Sperm comes form the testicles, sir.

AHA, SO YOU DO KNOW!!!

Dave_97 Party Dave

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Dave_97 Party Dave

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Dave_97 Party Dave

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AbnormalButSane Screw up

I have a fever again. I just want to be well so I can have sex tomorrow.

Dave_97 Party Dave

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I have a fever again. I just want to be well so I can have sex tomorrow.
im sure he'll want to sex you, even if you're sick abbsyhug

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Aww thanks. Hope so.

Dave_97 Party Dave

my ex wouldn't even let me see her when she was sick.
i just wanted to take care of her, feed her soup and talk to her.
you know, make her feel better.

but she didnt want me to.
she wanted her "friend" to do it, by "friend" i mean the guy she jumped in bed with while we were dating.

Insomniatric The Spider

Originally posted by Dave_97
my ex wouldn't even let me see her when she was sick.
i just wanted to take care of her, feed her soup and talk to her.
you know, make her feel better.

but she didnt want me to.
she wanted her "friend" to do it, by "friend" i mean the guy she jumped in bed with while we were dating.

Man, I know what that's like.

My ex girlfriend was ****ing my best friend while we were dating.

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Bardock42 Junior Member

Originally posted by Dave_97
my ex wouldn't even let me see her when she was sick.
i just wanted to take care of her, feed her soup and talk to her.
you know, make her feel better.

but she didnt want me to.
she wanted her "friend" to do it, by "friend" i mean the guy she jumped in bed with while we were dating.

Was he prettier than you?

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I should really give up KMC for this semester, so I can be more productive. I dunno if it'll happen though.

Bardock42 Junior Member
Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I should really give up KMC for this semester, so I can be more productive. I dunno if it'll happen though.

We'd miss you too much.

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Oh, I know.

Michael comes back tonight! w00t

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