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I've noticed that as well.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Had an increase of internet tough guys/MMA specialists/karate kids, lately though.

How's your Krav Maga going? I'm an 9th level elite-force now.

Originally posted by Robtard
How's your Krav Maga going? I'm an 9th level elite-force now.

I dropped it to become a great grandmaster in Wing Chun.

I am now.

I'm not an internet tough guy though. I really do train. I've been saying this ever since I registered.

I don't threaten people at all on the internet, which is something Internet Tough Guys always do. I also don't threaten people in real life, I like being nice to people and I don't walk around as this arrogant prick who thinks he's more badass than everyone. That's not me.

I only train the striking aspect of fighting currently, I plan to be a mixed martial artist, and to be a complete MMA fighter I'm gonna need some ground training.

I plan to start Greco-Roman Wrestling and Brazilian Jiu Jitsu soon. I don't know SHIT about the ground game, other than what I hear during UFC fights and from my friends who grapple.

I'm also not an expert in any style of fighting. I've trained for a long time, but if I fought somebody like Anderson Silva or Jose Aldo or Buakaw Por right now I'd get my ass kicked.

I hope to get to the level of those fighters eventually, but I'm not there yet.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I've noticed that as well.

I've noticed that you've noticed.

AND YOU GOT BAD SKIN, AHAH WE ARE ALLLL MAKING OBSERVATIONS TODAY!!!

Utter nonsense, I moisturize and don't over-expose myself to the sun.

Originally posted by Robtard
Utter nonsense, I moisturize and don't over-expose myself to the sun.

BULLSH! I can help you though, I got special lotion, you just have to close your eyes and suck it from a hose.

South Park-esque

Originally posted by Robtard
South Park-esque

Stop with your fancy words and get to it!

Originally posted by Bardock42
Stop with your fancy words and get to it!

If any cock is going to breach my well formed and supple lips, it's going to be my own, buddy.

How many more inches?

I believe in you, man.

Just need one more. The new pump from Sweden I ordered should do it. So close.

Oh man, I still remember that exhilarating first taste, kinda salty, but not bad....and the embarrassment and shame for the following days.

Those were the times, man.

on my new laptop
mother****ing yes awecool

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
on my new laptop
mother****ing yes awecool

Have tissue ready for when you're masturbating to internet-porn. The small shallow keyboards on laptops are a pain if you get sperm in them; much harder to clean that a desktop keyboard.

Originally posted by Robtard
Have tissue ready for when you're masturbating to internet-porn. The small shallow keyboards on laptops are a pain if you get sperm in them; much harder to clean that a desktop keyboard.

...she's a girl.

Originally posted by Bardock42
...she's a girl.

No!?

Originally posted by Robtard
No!?

Oh I get it, you failed basic anatomy. Girls do not have penises and therefore do not produce sperm. Which is why she can't spray sperm on her keyboard when masturbating.

cardiff!