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Tell me, where is sanity?

Sanity is just a myth, like female orgasms.

the only sane people are the insane ones

Originally posted by Dave_97
Sanity is just a myth, like female orgasms.

Nonesense, I have 15 years of experience that tells me otherwise.

it's true.

i rather be sane and free to peer reality as it is than be insane and impose limitation to myself to pretend to live in an orderly world/society/universe

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i honestly doubt reality.

so i say **** sanity.

this reality is just some metaphysical mental construct of a dreamer or dreamers one of them possibly being me or i am simply a figment of a greater mind of a being of a higher reality.

makes no never mind to me other then this realm dont matter and i could give two sh@#s about

and **** the female orgasm.

one of the hottest girls i knew was mormon droolio

If you don't watch UFC (aka if you're really lame), you probably won't want to read this (because you're really lame.)

The weigh ins for UFC 126 were awesome.

Vitor Belfort had been saying that Anderson Silva "wears a mask", implying that he's not the nice friendly guy he pretends to be.

Apparently this angered "The Spider", because before they went to stare down he put on this mask:

He got 1-2 inches away from Vitor, it was intense. I thought Anderson was putting on a mask and then going up to kill Vitor like Jason or something.

Speaking of Jason, Anderson should have worn this mask:

That would pretty much be saying "THIS IS THE MASK I WEAR *****!" (which means that he's gonna kill him like Jason). That would have been indescribably amazing if he had done that.

Dumb move of Vitor to piss off a man who was probably gonna beat Vitor's ass even if he wasn't mad at him.

I'm confident that Anderson is gonna get his 13th consecutive victory in the UFC after he fights Vitor, but I'm always a little nervous when he fights.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
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I approve of all the love for Tom Waits lately.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Nonesense, I have 15 years of experience that tells me otherwise.

Got an early start, eh?

Arianny Celeste is easily one of the most beautiful people in the world.

IMO she makes Megan Fox and Kim Kardashian look like crackwhores, which is saying something.

^Look at how ugly that hot chick is next to her by comparison.

Also she obviously is a very intelligent person and has good taste and is just awesome. Why is that? Because Anderson Silva is her favorite fighter, which automatically makes you awesome.

What I find weird though is that apparently she's still a virgin....

I can change that. 😖hifty:

Did you know that Vladimir III Dracula is believed to have inspired Bram Stoker to use Dracula for the vampire in his 1897 novel Dracula.

Impalement was Vlad's preferred method of torture and execution. His method of torture was a horse attached to each of the victim's legs as a sharpened stake was gradually forced into the body. Death by impalement was slow and agonizing. Victims sometimes endured for hours or even days. Vlad often had the stakes arranged in various geometric patterns. The most common pattern was a ring of concentric circles in the outskirts of a city that constituted his target. The height of the spear indicated the rank of the victim. The corpses were often left decaying for months.

Source: Wikipedia

Originally posted by Dave_97
and **** the female orgasm.

No Dave, the female orgasm is your friend, for various reasons.

Originally posted by Darth Piggott
Did you know that Vladimir III Dracula is believed to have inspired Bram Stoker to use Dracula for the vampire in his 1897 novel Dracula.

Impalement was Vlad's preferred method of torture and execution. His method of torture was a horse attached to each of the victim's legs as a sharpened stake was gradually forced into the body. Death by impalement was slow and agonizing. Victims sometimes endured for hours or even days. Vlad often had the stakes arranged in various geometric patterns. The most common pattern was a ring of concentric circles in the outskirts of a city that constituted his target. The height of the spear indicated the rank of the victim. The corpses were often left decaying for months.

Source: Wikipedia

Yes, everyone knows that.

Why did you turn? Why did you ****ing turn?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yes, everyone knows that.
I didn't know the part about the height of the spears.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yes, everyone knows that.

Did you say that sarcastically? Because I definitely did not know that.

Originally posted by Insomniatric
Did you say that sarcastically? Because I definitely did not know that.

You're a genius, you don't have to know things.