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she actually hasn't asked about that in a while cause she found a bunch of other people to play with, guess she was just deleting you and XBOX was just like "nope"

oh i see how it is, she only wanted me for sex, and now that shes had it, shes done with me?
fine, she can be that ****ing way. i never loved her anyway.

bitches, eh?

well its the last time i sleep with her, thats for sure.

Ugh....I have a headache again. My coworker told me that masturbation takes care of headaches. 😖

Originally posted by Utsukushii
Ugh....I have a headache again. My coworker told me that masturbation takes care of headaches. 😖

do you need a hand? vin

Originally posted by Dave_97
it does sometimes.

do you need a hand? vin

Sure 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Dave_97
well its the last time i sleep with her, thats for sure.

Originally posted by Utsukushii
Sure 😖hifty:

hmm.

hmm

it was most likely a lie, women always lie to me.

Originally posted by Dave_97
im very good with my hands.
or so ive been told.

hmm.

hmm

it was most likely a lie, women always lie to me.

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
she'll be devastated

Originally posted by Dave_97
im very good with my hands.
or so ive been told.

hmm.

hmm

it was most likely a lie, women always lie to me.

Well, lets find out 😉

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
i don't lie
most of the time

Originally posted by Dave_97
oh, and you might want to tell her to get tested, i may or may not have given her HIV. 👆

Originally posted by Utsukushii
Well, lets find out 😉

Originally posted by Dave_97
women always lie to me, always.
i cant get away from it.

i rock face at my job.
no, really.
i rock so much face at my job, that people had to start wearing anti-face-rocking masks.
i rock so much face at my job, that faces have been rocked completely off.
i rock so much face at my job, that the one day i was rocking faces away, and dudes face came flying off and was never seen again.
i rock so much face at my job, that there are faceless temp workers running around in the city.
i rock so much face at my job, that even the unborn child of the manager will be born without a face.
i rock so much face at my job that after i punch out, entire generations of faceless offspring shall enter this world, and the human race will evolve to this faceless mass, no more will we be judged by our looks, for none of us shall ever have faces again.

and yet im really sucking at being a boyfriend.

Originally posted by Dave_97
i rock face at my job.
no, really.
i rock so much face at my job, that people had to start wearing anti-face-rocking masks.
i rock so much face at my job, that faces have been rocked completely off.
i rock so much face at my job, that the one day i was rocking faces away, and dudes face came flying off and was never seen again.
i rock so much face at my job, that there are faceless temp workers running around in the city.
i rock so much face at my job, that even the unborn child of the manager will be born without a face.
i rock so much face at my job that after i punch out, entire generations of faceless offspring shall enter this world, and the human race will evolve to this faceless mass, no more will we be judged by our looks, for none of us shall ever have faces again.

and yet im really sucking at being a boyfriend.

im just that good at it.

i meant about the boyfriend thing hmm