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Originally posted by Dave_97
eat crackers.

crackers is my answer to everything


we're out of crackers
i tried eating toast, but it made me nauseous
now im stuck with water

have someone buy crackers.

bacon is the food that makes other foods better.
but crackers is the snack that eats like a meal.(Also guinness)

Guinness is the beer that eats like a meal.

Originally posted by Dave_97
Funny story about that.

'bout 4 years ago my friends decided to make up some mock posters for "dave kodak's magic fingers massages" and hang them around town.

i did get a call about my rates.

lol that's hilarious

i should, but i don't wanna bug my dad cause he's getting sick too, something about his tooth, and my mom isn't allowed to drive with the new meds she has to take, PLUS my car still needs fixed

thanks for making me want bacon, btw
once my stomach ache is gone, im gonna tear into some thanks to you

oh yeah, ive resolved to have sake bombs on my birthday since im gonna be 21 this year haermm

Originally posted by Utsukushii
lol that's hilarious
i didnt think so at the time, because they handed out my home number, but yeah, it was funny

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
i should, but i don't wanna bug my dad cause he's getting sick too, something about his tooth, and my mom isn't allowed to drive with the new meds she has to take, PLUS my car still needs fixed

thanks for making me want bacon, btw
once my stomach ache is gone, im gonna tear into some thanks to you

oh yeah, ive resolved to have sake bombs on my birthday since im gonna be 21 this year haermm

bacon rules

I just had a S'Mores Poptart....I'm not sure what to think about it.

the reason why i will never become a gyno.

i will always be tempted to breathe heavily, pause often, and say "and i thought... they smelt bad... on the outside"

Originally posted by Dave_97
bacon rules

bacon is the god of all meat products

steel dragon, imo

Originally posted by Dave_97
the reason why i will never become a gyno.

i will always be tempted to breathe heavily, pause often, and say "and i thought... they smelt bad... on the outside"

My vag smells amazing thank you

Originally posted by Utsukushii
My vag smells amazing thank you
sup.

Originally posted by Utsukushii
My vag smells amazing thank you
gross.

but, good to know?

iuno, if you really want to hook up with me, you have to clear it with my girlfriend first. even though im a shitty bf and shes gonna dump me anyway.

Originally posted by Dave_97
gross.

but, good to know?

iuno, if you really want to hook up with me, you have to clear it with my girlfriend first. even though im a shitty bf and shes gonna dump me anyway.

lol well, where's your girl?

Originally posted by Utsukushii
lol well, where's your girl?
shes on kmc, ish.

immaturerainbow.

im such a shit boyfriend

still don't understand that bit

Originally posted by Dave_97
shes on kmc, ish.

immaturerainbow.

im such a shit boyfriend


He thinks he is a shit boyfriend whenever I am complaining about a friend. I could care less if your vag smells nice, he is going no-where near it.

I'm off for the day. -____- Terrible migraine.

yaaaaaaay bacooooooooon
bacown
bake-own
bake-on

Originally posted by Dave_97
shes on kmc, ish.

immaturerainbow.

im such a shit boyfriend

lol I'm sure you're a wonderful boyfriend