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so anyways I went to the doctor and whooa never had so much fun at the doctors...

new pokemon starters
omg is this real

YouTube video
7:30

trying to find my pod starting to think my new roomy took it but I wont know till I search his things..ahahha seriously where the F* is it? It was last seen in my room, I must have took the whole room apart...my earphones are in my bag where is my pod?

got to get me one of those

I would be kind to my rabbit subjects... at first.

Arg wat an early start to a day

Wearing a comfy striped sweater. C:

I went through my new roommates things to find my pod and still nothing? I havent checked his jacket or backpack he sticks with him always.

It was with my earphones and my earphones where found empty... he asked me to make a spare key but now I'm hesitant. It's hard to trust roommates when you don't really know them. Yesterday he asked me if I had a laptop case and when I said no he kinda gave me this look like he knew I did.. I do have one but its in my cabinet inside my drawers..how the hell did he know unless he went through my things. I spent all day cleaning and hiding the valuables.

Bring your strawberry-self over here, I'm cravin for some fruit.

Dang I just slept from 8 to 12 and I thought I got a full nights sleep until I glanced at the time...what does that mean?

I did dream that I shot an intruder with his own gun after watching Zero Dark Thirty. He pulled it out of his sleve like the hitman from Django Unchained, I grabbed his arm in a two on one armbar. Forced the gun back on him, and shot him in the gut and then in the face. Shot him in the back of the head to make sure. Some Indian kid was with him wearing robes. He ran away. IDK.

For God and Country. Semper Fi. lOL.

I also learned a new word from that movie, "dichotomy".

"We don't know what we don't know."

"Wat DAH FUHK is that supposed tah mean!?"

"It's a dichotomy...🙁"

i got an off-topic forum topic to FAIL...first cross-outed in here! whooo!

well when ever my friend is feeling in a random mood he always seems to say cheese, so in the spirit of the moment.

Everywhere I go! B*tches always know! I'm the crazy hoe, that likes to sell the show!

Originally posted by Insomniatric

You have no idea just how much this made my day.

That boy needs therapy

random stuff eh, well when ever my friend is feeling in a random mood he always seems to say cheese, so in the spirit of the moment.

how do I get ride of someone? **** im good at this but I need this mf to get the f out of my apartment..I am so f pissed that hes treating it as his own place. Telling me where I should put my s and which way it goes! Im going to burst.

What would you guys do please help me get out of this situation I cant think clearly. I let people step on me sometimes.

Okay im going to piss him off slowly till he cant take it and is f annoyed by me. Im going to use his towel and tell him. pick my buggers and fart.. cut off the internet. ahahhaa

Originally posted by rudester
how do I get ride of someone? **** im good at this but I need this mf to get the f out of my apartment..I am so f pissed that hes treating it as his own place. Telling me where I should put my s and which way it goes! Im going to burst.

What would you guys do please help me get out of this situation I cant think clearly. I let people step on me sometimes.

Okay im going to piss him off slowly till he cant take it and is f annoyed by me. Im going to use his towel and tell him. pick my buggers and fart.. cut off the internet. ahahhaa

Don't be passive aggressive. That's childish, petty and, quite frankly, not needed.

Straight up tell him to get the **** out. If he's not on the lease to your apartment, you have every right to tell him to leave. If he refuses, call the cops and have them escort him off of premises.