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Originally posted by rudester
how do I get ride of someone? **** im good at this but I need this mf to get the f out of my apartment..I am so f pissed that hes treating it as his own place. Telling me where I should put my s and which way it goes! Im going to burst.

What would you guys do please help me get out of this situation I cant think clearly. I let people step on me sometimes.

Okay im going to piss him off slowly till he cant take it and is f annoyed by me. Im going to use his towel and tell him. pick my buggers and fart.. cut off the internet. ahahhaa

Gain 40 pounds.

Then when he dumps you take it off again.

Originally posted by Dolos
Gain 40 pounds.

Then when he dumps you take it off again.

what now? what are you talking about? Hes a random guy who is st8 and he is acting like my place is his place..I can be a push over sometimes...I mean to say is that when I get into a bad situation I dig myself in deeper.

Dr. Red Alinsod, a urogynecologist in Laguna Beach, California, claims that his most requested surgical procedure is the Barbie: a procedure that excises the entire labia minora. This results in a “clamshell” aesthetic: a smooth genital area, the outer labia appearing “sealed” together with no labia minora protrusion.

Alinsod tells me he invented the Barbie in 2005. “I had been doing more conservative labiaplasties before then,” he says. “But I kept getting patients who wanted almost all of it off. They would come in and say, I want a ‘Barbie.’ So I developed a procedure that would give them this comfortable, athletic, petite look, safely.”

http://www.guernicamag.com/daily/kirsten-oregan-labiaplasty-part-i/

D:

Originally posted by Sancty
Dr. Red Alinsod, a urogynecologist in Laguna Beach, California, claims that his most requested surgical procedure is the Barbie: a procedure that excises the entire labia minora. This results in a “clamshell” aesthetic: a smooth genital area, the outer labia appearing “sealed” together with no labia minora protrusion.

Alinsod tells me he invented the Barbie in 2005. “I had been doing more conservative labiaplasties before then,” he says. “But I kept getting patients who wanted almost all of it off. They would come in and say, I want a ‘Barbie.’ So I developed a procedure that would give them this comfortable, athletic, petite look, safely.”

http://www.guernicamag.com/daily/kirsten-oregan-labiaplasty-part-i/

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I don't think I could find that attractive.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
I don't think I could find that attractive.

And that's all that really counts.

He claims 90 percent of his patients decide independently, except for one subset. “I get a lot of young women brought to me by their moms,” he says. “It’s always the moms who bring them in.”

Maude Brenner, a 23-year old New Yorker, was one of these young women. “It wasn’t really an issue until I was on a cruise ship with my mom when I was fourteen,” says Brenner. “I was getting changed in front of her, and she was like, ‘what’s wrong with you?!’” Shocked by the size of her daughter’s labia, Brenner’s mother arranged an appointment with a gynecologist. “And the doctor said, everything’s fine, your mom’s insane,” recalls Brenner. “But then she said, in a couple of years if it really still bothers you, you can get it reduced… I guess I was thinking about that for a few years afterwards.”

Girls as young as 11 have been known to request labiaplasty.

really disturbing

Originally posted by rudester
how do I get ride of someone? **** im good at this but I need this mf to get the f out of my apartment..I am so f pissed that hes treating it as his own place. Telling me where I should put my s and which way it goes! Im going to burst.

What would you guys do please help me get out of this situation I cant think clearly. I let people step on me sometimes.

Okay im going to piss him off slowly till he cant take it and is f annoyed by me. Im going to use his towel and tell him. pick my buggers and fart.. cut off the internet. ahahhaa


Funny.
But in all honesty the best policy is to tell him to get the hell out.

Originally posted by Bardock42
And that's all that really counts.

Yep. 🙄

Tell Sanchito that if he knows what is good for him he best go run and hide
Daddy's got a new 45
And I won't think twice to stick that barrel straight down Sancho's throat.
Believe me when I say that I got somethin' for his punk ass

curious about the psychological effect on people who get so much surgery hmm

They are beautiful, but then again I love asian and korean girls.

While I am roleplaying my boyfriend is playing WoW, we're just the best couple ever, haha.

You would look at my dream girl and be like, "Ah, she's allll yours bro."

Originally posted by Dolos
You would look at my dream girl and be like, "Ah, she's allll yours bro."

whats your dream girl? Please describe...

Originally posted by rudester
whats your dream girl? Please describe...

My point was that beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

That day I had been joking with a friend and his gf about boobies.

She took offense, and I had to explain I was just kidding. Later she starts trying to talk about hooking me up, and asked me about what I like in women.

I thing this was a way of getting back at me, she started saying "We already know you like women with junk in the trunk, fat...etc etc." So I added, "and who knows her place in the kitchen and cleaning.." to further my joke.

She had trouble understanding I was joking until that point in which she said, "So this has turned into a rap song." I joked, "You can tell I'm joking whenever I say something you don't like, but I'm serious when I say something you do like."

Later she started getting self concious about my friend's female friend at work, obviously concerned about whether or not they were more desirable to him than she was. And I said, "The thing about preferences is that I can look at a girl and say she's hot and my friend would probably be like, 'Ahhh, you can have her, she's all yours, bro.'"

That was all I was trying to say, one woman is not hotter than another...there is no general concensus of who is beautiful.

To finally give some attention to your question, and yes without answering it 😛, I'd rather keep my preferences a secret...don't want to offend anyone.

Of course it's personality that gets me the most into a lady. Would you like to know about what traits I desire in a personality?

0kay^

Originally posted by rudester
0kay^

A confindent girl who cares about people. She'll see someone down and she'll come and talk to him. She is motivated, intelligent, persevering, and successful.

The problem is who am I to attract someone like that?? Especially at my age, the older I get I feel the less meaningful a relationship can be. That is the greatest pain I have in my life, my age. I'm 20, my ridiculous standards for relationships should start at child hood and end at death. The longer you've known someone the stronger the relationship because more about each other has been shared by character building experiences, there's a bond between adults who've known each other for all their lives...that is unbreakable, and I fear mediocrity.

Independent is another one. I don't know why that attracts me. lol that is not someone looking for a guy anyway.

random stuff eh, well when ever my friend is feeling in a random mood he always seems to say cheese, so in the spirit of the moment.

so sick of winter & snow

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