If I ever turn into an immortal cyborg I'm going to take the form of Daniel Day Louis, travel back in time, find the guy who invented money and debt and tax, take him into a bowling room, and act out this scene.
Yeah he did more good than harm, see if I care I need a channel for my rage.
jk everyone. Money might be a cluster**** but we all know it's not the inventor's fault, money is inherently flawed because of the human equation.
Awesome line.
Debt and Tax goes way far back past the Midevial(SC?) Ages. Its imposible to know who began 'Taxing' and even more impossible to find who 'Invented' money because the idea of 'Money' was not actually invented. It actually began with Items of Value to trade. And when the big Gold Rush hit people got lots of Gold. Then they turned that all in for Paper Marks which is what 'Evolved' into todays 'Cash'.
That last scene is why us man have to stop for 4 weeks every once in a while. Girls a lucky as **** they can't get addicted like men.
Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
o.o your avatar has boobies. -giggle-
Remember when you said you'd rather date a female comic book character than any male character?
Then remember when you claimed you were solely heterosexual in the ask below you thread?
IIRC you also said you had dated a female in the past something. So are you straight or bi?
Not that it matters for me, I am aware of my situation so don't try being cheesy and obvious with your "humor" like you are.
Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
Not all large breasts are silicon, Dolos.
Even when they're shaped like big shiny waxed bowling balls?
Originally posted by Astner
Why do you always have to ruin things?
People say I'm the life of the party cause I tell a joke or two.
The Tracks Of My Tears. You're not familiar with that song by any chance, are you?
Originally posted by Astner
Maybe they're just shaped like that because they're pressed against the floor she's lying on?
.... I'll help! -snags Lotion bottle-
Originally posted by Dolos
Those are some firm Boobs of Steel not to be flat against a solid marble floor.