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Originally posted by ThorinWoofer
I need to find a cobbler.

Go back in time?

Originally posted by parenthesis
Thorin's avatar gives me 5 erections.

Even if it could possibly be a hand with a wig on it.

I really need to pee right now. I keep hearing SHAKE IT FAST! WATCH YOURSELF! SHOW ME WHAT YOU'RE WORKING with in my head right now.

I knew Woody was a pedophile

http://au.news.yahoo.com/qld/a/21221031/dylan-farrow-breaks-silence-on-woody-allen-abuse-allegation/

I'm happy a Australian got the Best Actress in a Drama (Cate Blanchett) but the Director is a pedophile. Well! He is!!! She is her adoption Father. God only knows what happen when is was 12???????????????????? mad

Diane Keaton, is a old tard anyway. Many years ago, she was a good actress. Who carried that film (something's gotta give) certainly not her.

It was in a comic thing, I don't know why it was there??? This forum has failings sometimes.

She gave him a woody.

Need a new brassiere but can't afford it. Boob containers are expensive.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Need a new brassiere but can't afford it. Boob containers are expensive.

Every year, I'll get a birthday email from KMC at which point I'll log on and meander around for a bit.

Usually it's lurking because I don't recognize anyone anymore (active 2004-2008ish), but I figured I'd post here since I actually recognize the two ladies above. How've you two been?

Biggie Smalls for mayor, the rap slayer
The hooker layer, mother****er say your prayers

My friend is dating a guy who has the same name as her dad. She also says he looks like her dad, acts like him, and she's always calling him "daddy".

Yeah, that's just a little creepy.

I just spoke to Foxtel (Australia pay tv network) As the unit block doesn't have pay TV. There is 24 units in the block, however........Foxtel won't outlay the cables at the units. As it's up too the body corporate to pay for it.

I realize why they don't do it (body corporate) it can cost $20,000. It's not worth it.

The internet is more affordable! Why can download movies a crap....my reason for pay TV, it has Rubgy League (like gridiron). I had it before, though I'm at a new property now.

Foxtel are idiots in a sense - WHY? There is 24 units in the block...the minimum you pay a month is $80.....it can cost $130 - the full package.

It's bad business sense it regards to internet downloading, which doesn't cost a cent - if you know how to do it.

Who is the major stock holder???? He's not an Aussie anyone - He's a dictator anyway - Rupert Murdoch.

He's son - Lachlan, he's alright because he Married a good sought (hot) aussie sheila

KMC returns usally mean you don't have a life yet. haermm I want to cry.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Boob containers are expensive.

What the container is wrapped around is infinitely more expensive.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
What the container is wrapped around is infinitely more expensive.

If he had, this conversation might be more interesting still.

Hey Moosey.

Hola, Petrus.

Now you're speaking in my native tongue to me? Trying to win me over, are you?

Today I did speech therapy - group session for 1 hour and one on one session for another hour, also!

I'm buggered!

I can train fitness for 3 hours with no problem, but, with speech therapy with sentences and doing games (it's f***ing hard) Jesus! 😕

Originally posted by Petrus
Now you're speaking in my native tongue to me? Trying to win me over, are you?

Actually, I use 'hola' quite frequently as a greeting. I just don't do it that often here.