Random Comments

Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl

i g2g soon
its almost full moon

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *gasps for air*HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! 😐

american football eh? i prefer destruction derby

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese

the maid was hanging out the cloths
i laughed she had no nose
so i picked up the garden hose
and sprayed her to death

the bird sings in the cage
but cant act for shit like Nicolas Cage

despite it's name, Finland has no living inhabitants with any form of fins

There is always a ending of a begining.

I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix

😈

but when the beginning ends it begins another, which aslo ends thus to begin, a costant circle of beginnings and endings, its called a begending

strange letters pass the door
but end up below someones toe

typewriter

the speed of a car crash ensuing to cars exactly at 40mph each is ultimately 80mph which is reduced by 25% for the victim upon impact of the wind screen, and then slowly reduces 3% a second when dragging along the floor

i smell a barbecue 😊

green backpack

Here lies,
All cold and hard,
The last damn dog,
That pooped in my yard!

i love you like a book with endless pages (to Delicious1)

😉

😆
(works on all ladies trust me 😄 )

the man had 3 arms
2 were for eating the other was for charms