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Very funny

Roses are red, some willows weep, please leave your message, after the beep

lmao, your daddy was a theif, he stole the stars and put them in your eyes 😉

my brain was sweating
exhaution was releasing
i decided to pour water
so now i can again slaughter

Roses are red, violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are you
The roses have wilted, the violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head
The roses stink, sorta like sheep
But leave your name, number, and message after the beep
The roses are molding, the violets are rotten
And I might call you back, if I haven't forgotten

(to Delicious1 😉 )

i love you like my first poetry single
so now lets go to bed and mingle

jk 😄

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i have a fat cat

"Hi,this is Mr Spidey.You have the wrong number.Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and dial again.Thank you.

i ran out of beer, it made me shed a tear, i went to the fridge only to lose my fear, for as many cans as i could count to,
they were all here

This is a pick up line a guy used on me the other day

Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.

😂

(to Delicious1) 😉

death is certain but i still love you
we'll get a love tatoo for two
but sorry i really hate blink 182

jk 😄

Do you like playing with me HH?

hehe thas funny, i gots one havnt used it tho 🙂

today's word is 'legs' so why dont me and you go back to mine and spread the word 😉

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Delicious 1- ✅

Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.

(to Delicious 1) 😉

my payments are overdue
but i still love you
like little kids going to a zoo

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She only cums whens shes onto-some song line