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What if my smile became self-aware, though? I'd be ****ed then. Scary thought, that.

Originally posted by Scribble
What if my smile became self-aware, though? I'd be ****ed then. Scary thought, that.
I'd be scared to kiss you if I were your boyfriend.

It would certainly be a contagion, it might multiply and infect all the melancholy on earth!

That's not so bad...

Most people seemed scared to do that anyway. Not that I'm fussed.

Originally posted by Scribble
Most people seemed scared to do that anyway. Not that I'm fussed.
I'm not.

I'm game for a self-sufficient smartass like you.

I hate to break it to you, but I'm queer as ****, sir. No offence (/offense).

Well, I am most of the time, anyway...

I like girls, too.

So we have something in common!

Girls are where it's at. I mean seriously – boobs? If there was any evidence for there being a god, ta-dah.

Originally posted by Scribble
Girls are where it's at. I mean seriously – boobs? If there was any evidence for there being a god, ta-dah.
Maybe we can both admire your bewbs?

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You didn't say no. 😛

What if I told you I had abs?

I'm not really into tough dudes, in all honesty. I like a bit o' belly. Not too much, mind. Just that "damn right I like food" look.

Originally posted by Scribble
I'm not really into tough dudes, in all honesty. I like a bit o' belly. Not too much, mind. Just that "damn right I like food" look.
How bout this?

YouTube video

This computer brings up youtube videos as blocks of white, sorry. I don't know why. What is it...?

I'm probably too muscular for you.

Also just slightly too male, haha.

That's the best reason to be rejected.

There's a bright-side to everything.