What if my smile became self-aware, though? I'd be ****ed then. Scary thought, that.
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Originally posted by Scribble What if my smile became self-aware, though? I'd be ****ed then. Scary thought, that.
I'd be scared to kiss you if I were your boyfriend.
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It would certainly be a contagion, it might multiply and infect all the melancholy on earth!
That's not so bad...
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Most people seemed scared to do that anyway. Not that I'm fussed.
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Originally posted by Scribble Most people seemed scared to do that anyway. Not that I'm fussed.
I'm not.
I'm game for a self-sufficient smartass like you.
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I hate to break it to you, but I'm queer as ****, sir. No offence (/offense).
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Well, I am most of the time, anyway...
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I like girls, too.
So we have something in common!
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Girls are where it's at. I mean seriously – boobs? If there was any evidence for there being a god, ta-dah.
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Originally posted by Scribble Girls are where it's at. I mean seriously – boobs? If there was any evidence for there being a god, ta-dah.
Maybe we can both admire your bewbs?
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No comment
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You didn't say no. 😛
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What if I told you I had abs?
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I'm not really into tough dudes, in all honesty. I like a bit o' belly. Not too much, mind. Just that "damn right I like food" look.
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Originally posted by Scribble I'm not really into tough dudes, in all honesty. I like a bit o' belly. Not too much, mind. Just that "damn right I like food" look.