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I want cheese on toast like rn tbh.

You can lose something you've misplaced but you cant misplace something you've lost.

So much melodrama spewing out of me like a gusher.

WTF happened to me?

I'm just reading some the things I'm saying and I'm like, wow.

Man. Wish I could go back to when I wasn't so melodramatic.

Wait a second, that's what I'm trying to do.

That's what everyone on the planet is trying to stop me from doing!

Adventure. Excitement. A Jedi craves not these things.

Only a Sith deals in absolute vodka.

Originally posted by Dramatic Gecko
GS was like: "hey... are you a girl? Because I have somtin to ask."

And I was all like: "No... I have a penis and two balls."

And he was like: "Oh never mind."

And later at night... I was like... "THAAAAT SLUUUUUUT!!!!"

Nudes, for sure nudes.

Lisa Simpson
Head Hall Monitor
Loves Ponies/Hates Phonies

Butterflies are cannibals.

When I'm about 148-153 pounds, 6 abs will be completely visceral even when I'm sitting down and leaning forward, and I'll be able to model the way I want and start training for MMA looking the way I want as a lean and technical fighter, and not one of those sloppy bull-rushing heavyweights. I'll go back, get select certificates and undergo select courses and purchase select books on the matter all to educate myself enough to work for microsoft. My mom doesn't have that kind of education yet she has a little business and a marketable brand of business management software, which is why microsoft would pay her 80$ an hour. With an au courant education, knowledge, and expertise in software design, along with the inheritance of her business, microsoft would pay me more like 160+$ per hour.

çfarë po ndodh në këtë Temë

My friend's going to the strip club.

**** that. I don't have any money, don't want to date a girl who objectifies herself in front of ugly dudes, and, lastly, she'll be too tired after she gets off for a fling.

I want a legal virgin female who will put out who's a 10/10 in looks. Because if I'm intimately involved I will set another human being on fire the second the realization she's already been busted by some dweeb hits my psychotic brain. Beyond that, there's nothing else that concerns me. But that combo is the rarest of them all!

Hasn't learned like I have, that fortune favors the bold.

Can't grab hold of your twin flame if you're too intimidated to take action.

Originally posted by Oneness
My mom doesn't have that kind of education yet she has a little business and a marketable brand of business management software, which is why microsoft would pay her 80$ an hour. With an au courant education, knowledge, and expertise in software design, along with the inheritance of her business, microsoft would pay me more like 160+$ per hour.

Originally posted by Oneness
My friend's going to the strip club.

**** that. I don't have any money, don't want to date a girl who objectifies herself in front of ugly dudes, and, lastly, she'll be too tired after she gets off for a fling.

Originally posted by Oneness
I want a legal virgin female who will put out who's a 10/10 in looks. Because if I'm intimately involved I will set another human being on fire the second the realization she's already been busted by some dweeb hits my psychotic brain. Beyond that, there's nothing else that concerns me. But that combo is the rarest of them all!

Dont ever say "i'll be right back."

be back in a jizz!

Christopher Walken's a really good dancer.

Woooooooo

Originally posted by Astner
Microsoft would pay your mother more than their Senior Program Managers, and they'd pay you twice as much?

Not a job, an account so to speak.

Pete's been murdered in Toronto.