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Started by Yamcha9,042 pages

COME ON AND SLAM, AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!

Everybody get up, it's time to slam now
We got a real jam goin' down
Welcome to the Space Jam
Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam, alright!

There are actually 12 ways to skin a cat. 11 if you're Protestant.

There's no sight more glorious than three tongue-sucking supermodel lesbians eating and rimming each other out.

God I love the internet.

YouTube video

I'm about to have a Dark Knight marathon.

You're my hero ONENESS - just for today though

baby all I want for Christmas is you

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
You're my hero ONENESS - just for today though
😉

Originally posted by silver_tears
baby all I want for Christmas is you
Do you want me in a gift box?

No

Originally posted by Oneness
Do you want me in a gift box?

hmm I wonder what you'd do if I actually reciprocated your attention, I bet you just talk a big game, you wouldn't know what to do with a woman who was interested

Cool down it was a joke.

I'm already taken, cyber-spatially.

please, I am cool, just sayin'

You act as if I have no dating or sexual experience.

lol, do you wanna know how many pictures I have of myself surrounded by guys?
what does that prove? you have girl friends?

Originally posted by silver_tears
lol, do you wanna know how many pictures I have of myself surrounded by guys?
what does that prove? you have girl friends?
lol

Well it wouldn't hurt my case.

Trust me, I'm not a greenhorn, nor a virgin.

shrug

tbh, one of my best lays was with someone who'd only ever slept with one other girl

I'm just saying, stop talking pickup line shit haermm

lmao!

I've only slept with one girl.

Being honest.

were you any good? hmm

Earned her respect.