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Bloody 'ell, I've been sorted into Hufflepuff!

siding with templars is a pain in the dick
gods damn, no wonder i always go with the mages

Lemonade. That cool refreshing drink.

Most hated thing in games: the random number generator.

Sometimes history, isnt what we've been told.

I'm making corn bread for dinner

I think we've got their attention.

My fuken pie better come out good

How did he end up buried in the backyard?

Slip slip, slip of the lip, loose lips sink ships.

Deal or no deal.

Every time I come back to my parents place I tend to jerk off beat the cobra, after the act I feel guilty and wash my cloths. Wash my bits.

I don't think I could ever bring myself to name my kid Richard.

I knew a guy named Smart. While we were deployed his spouse gave birth. They named her Pretty.

Blow it all up, burn it all down, salt the Earth, peace out.

idk why i reblog ask memes on my one blog anymore
not even my friends send me in things even though they send in asks to other people they talk to

No idea what that means.

Some post necromancy going on here, it's a thread zombie apocalypse!