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Australia

just got better

Amera-stralia

Can't top it. 💃

I love this war because I never lose.

I feel sad I did something stupid today that put my life in danger... just like a bad movie. I have a lot of maturing to do.

I miss my big brother. He was my hero. My role model.

She lived 8 blocks away, they had friends in common, even shopped at the same Safeway.

Rained last night like Thor himself was taking a piss on us.

Thats my God!

I've always been partial to Freyja.

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nice to know my friends are talkng about personal posts i make behind me back
bless statcounter

Friend: When one door closes another opens.

Me: This ain't a Scooby Doo cartoon.

Ruh roh.

Jon Snow's last words should have been "Have fun getting overrun by the White Walkers you dicks!"

my sister works for 8 hours
sleeps for 12
and gets to ***** at me when i show even the slightest frustration at being the one to take care of her daughter 24/7
amazing isn't it?

No good deed goes unpunished.

Einstein's final words will always be a mystery. The nurse attending him did not speak German.

i make weapons out of BBQ grade steel.

why you ask, to get better at making things with an angle grinder

What in the wide world of sports is BBQ grade steel?