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Originally posted by riv6672
Doggy beds and pillows haven't always been around, so wild dogs had to pat down tall grass and underbrush to make a comfortable bed for themselves and their pups, and also disturb and kick up any bugs or snakes that might be lying in the dog's chosen spot.
The easiest way to prepare that night's sleeping area was by walking around in a circle.

How do you have time to talk Mr councillor? Your always here Mr busy body?

Last season of Mythbusters. The end of an era. 🙁

I'm not that old, I still laugh when the ketchup bottle farts.

Ha!

Okay, i dreamt i had Sofia Vergara's hair, or that i WAS Sofia Vergara, and was combing out my hair with a blue handled brush. That, was strange. 🤨

Better things on that chick than her hair.

She does have a lovely smile. ✅

What did you do with the rest of Sofia Riv?

Put her in the freezer for later?

I...cant remember?

You just need to defrost more often.

Keep jerking off moron

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]You just need to defrost more often. [/B]

What a day this has been
What a rare mood I'm in
Why it's almost like being in love

I want you to hit me

Are you sure? You have 16 showing.

Just hit me, Us Gay men are superhumanly strong

I've heard of retarded strength, corn fed country strength, and old man strength, but never gay strength. Intriguing.

Well you try taking a dick to your ass and still keep a smile on your face

I can only vouch that trying to NOT take a dick to the ass, while being held down by your two older cousins, is not conducive to smiling, but will give you an incredible burst of fat 12 year old strength.

I'm so sorry man, usually when I take one its consensual