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This took a digression into darker territory.

Originally posted by Jesus McBurger
I'm so sorry man, usually when I take one its consensual

No worries.
It was the first time i realized outweighing each of those ****ers by 50-60 pounds meant i was capable of beating the piss out of them.
Being fat had its advantages growing up.
Two years and 20 more pounds later, i was hit by a car and put in a coma for 3 months. The fat protected my internal organs, so no serious damage.

My life is walking on sunshine compared to some people.

Yeah that coma SUCKED. It happened right at the start of summer vacation, so 2 weeks after waking up, i was back in school. Shortest school break. EVER! 😠

Originally posted by riv6672
Yeah that coma SUCKED. It happened right at the start of summer vacation, so 2 weeks after waking up, i was back in school. Shortest school break. EVER! 😠

It would have been better if you had a coma during the whole school year then woke up at the start of summer break

I used to think so, but then i would probably have graduated late.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

loser.

I dont see whats so romantic about vampires; bloated leeches that sleep in dirt. Hardly the stuff of some *****'s erotic masturbation manual.

Originally posted by riv6672
No worries.
It was the first time i realized outweighing each of those ****ers by 50-60 pounds meant i was capable of beating the piss out of them.
Being fat had its advantages growing up.
Two years and 20 more pounds later, i was hit by a car and put in a coma for 3 months. The fat protected my internal organs, so no serious damage.

Obesity saved your life, so the next time you eat at McDonald's, remember, they are only protecting you

I like nuke nixons young guns signature

I do too, its one of my favorite westerns.

The poster who began this thread in '03 has a restricted account. I wonder if he knows its still going.

I like the part when they do peyote

Did you see the size of that goldarn chicken???

Originally posted by Jesus McBurger
I like nuke nixons young guns signature

Ah thank you kindly 🙂

It's part of my new Movie Signature of the Month series

Not sure what I'm going to do for March, so many good ones to choose from.

How about March of the Penguins.

Penguins are boring, they all look the same.

How about those Crabs that invade those islands?

Cause a case of the crabs is never boring.

I was going with good movies, not late late show b movie stuff.