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I got high yesterday and strangely enough it calm my nerves

Phone scammers should burn in hell.

I never answer the phone. I prefer it to be left in the dark. .

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]I looked out the window and what did I see? What sure is fugly. [/B]

Explain to me what Michelle Obama was doing outside your window.

Dodging the corn dogs I was throwing at her. They were still frozen so I am sure they hurt ....

Michelle might go after you with her corn dog, not a good time.

Are you saying they will be trying to shove CORN DOG CONTROL LEGISLATION Down our throats next!?

*goes off to hoard and hide all the heavy caliber corn dogs*

Mini corn dogs too, concealed munchies clause.

Keep this up and I will have to break out the Atomic Hot Sauce!

And get the attention of the NSA --National Sauce Authority, watch out for the unmarked stealth drones tonight.

Drone Target Practice is a past time round theses parts.

Are you sure this is a good idea?' whispered the unicorn.
'No,' said Rupert. 'But it's our best chance to find a dragon.'
'Frankly, that doesn't strike me as such a hot idea either,' muttered the unicorn.

Women should only be allowed to own 5 pairs of shoes.

I hate wearing shoes... I prefer to FREE TOE!

Shoes are one of man's greatest inventions!

Aliens invented both the zipper and velcro.

RIVITING!

Thats what his wife calls it.

Originally posted by riv6672
Shoes are one of man's greatest inventions!

Right up there with the atomic bomb

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]Thats what his wife calls it. [/B]

Which way she say it?

"RIVIT ME BOY!"

or

"RIVVIT ME RIV"