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Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
tiittiiiies

Show some.

Of commonly-seen animals, pigs have the most nipples, averaging around 12 or 14. Of animals you've heard of, opossums have the most, having as many as 19. Of animals you've never heard of, the tenrec (also called the tailless ground-hog) has the most, with as many as 24.

And of course certain unusual individuals of each species have 'supernumerary nipples' over and above the normal amount as well.

I remember on "Hey Arnold" he had a pig for a pet.

If I had a pig for a pet I'd name him "Igpay". You see because it's pig latin for pig. I'd feed him nothing but strawberry smoothies and the tears of orphans.

We generally call a pig either “pig, hog, porker or swine” without regard to its size, gender or breed. But to be more precise, a male pig is a boar. A castrated male is a barrow. A female pig who has not been bred yet is a gilt. And a female pig who has had piglets (baby pigs) is a sow. You may hear the word, “porcine,” which means relating to swine.

I don't even see why we need to give different terms for female and male pigs. Were people just bored?

Why wouldnt we? We differentiate between genders with ourselves, and most other animals.

One thing i find intetesting is, we say that we eat fish and chicken. We dont really say we eat cow and pig (we say beef and pork instead).

We should force Islamist terrorists to eat nothing but pork. Just to be dicks.

Pass 😛

That or just force them to eat only THESE!!!!

MUWAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!!!

Hell no i'd keep those!!! 👆

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]That or just force them to eat only THESE!!!![/B]

Kosher dogs are the best.

I don't mind a good mystery meat dog every knowt and agin...

I only like the jewdogs or veggie franks, that's the sh-t.

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]I don't mind a good mystery meat dog every knowt and agin... [/B]

I miss a good NYC street dog.

Wish I could find a good handwriting style font.

Originally posted by riv6672
I miss a good NYC street dog.

The Bathroom On Wheels

They were the best though, dangit. A little mustard, a little kraut...
I'd likely be on the shitter for a week if i ate one right now, as my tolerance is 20+ years out of date!

The air still reeks of gunpowder and sulfur.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
The air still reeks of gunpowder and sulfur.

Don't ya just LUB dat Smell!

Originally posted by riv6672
They were the best though, dangit. A little mustard, a little kraut...
I'd likely be on the shitter for a week if i ate one right now, as my tolerance is 20+ years out of date!

.....and I don't EVER want to smell dat one....

Out of all the smells that are good to smell, I rank firework residue very low.