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Crash one forklift into the side of one barracks and they never let you drive one again. #excessive

I've had some GREAT fork lift accidents! ✅

Just give me a grocery cart and an empty aisle and I'm a happy guy.

I am too, actually.

Damn near 50 and i'm still shooting down the aisle!

Most common phrase people hear at the store when i go shopping: "Clean up on aisle [random number]"

😂

Riding down the highway, going to a show...

Are those lyrics to a song? If they are then i dont know...

Originally posted by riv6672
Are those lyrics to a song? If they are then i dont know...

AC/DC - It's A Long Way To The Top (If You Wanna Rock 'N' Roll)

I'm sure i've heard it, but it didnt ring a bell!
I deserve to be run over..on the highway to hell!

I you do get run over you can take the Stairway to Heaven.