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I'm on an all protein diet, but i'm also doing carbs.

The Women's Revolution continues. Elimination Chamber!

I dont know what that means but, it cant be all that important, or i'd know what it means.

Never have i felt this combination of pity and indigestion.

I'm gonna need more rope!

Ogres are like onions, i'm like a short stack of pancakes.

Rep grinds are suckage, I'm tired of them.

At least its a dry heat.

The difference between Capitalism and Socialism? Easy.
In Capitalism, man exploits man.
In Socialism, its the other way around.

Every sane person has a healthy respect for insects w. stingers and falls that could kill them.

Every dog has its day.

If you think you're drinking too much you're not drinking enough.

Second hand embarrassment kills thirteen Englishmen per year.

A trouser snake is actually a real snake. I did NOT know that.

You want funny? Go home and buy a monkey!

There's no going back.

Can i get you complimentary hot chocolate? Cappuccino? Chicken soup?

By definition, once you smell burnt toast, its too late.

I literally misuse this word a billion times a day.

For having drank nearly a case of beer last night, i have zero hangover. Nooice!