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Zero followers and dropping!

Mini apple is mini soda.

I need the fastest bunnies you've got.

I once held my breath while driving across the entire State of Rhode Island.

No matter who wins...WE lose.

This is the saddest thing i've ever been proud of.

6 more weeks of winter can bite my ass! 😠

There really should be a license for having kids.

I fell in love with a woman, a country, and finally, myself.

Let's talk salsa. The dip or the dance.

This is the -worst- kind of discrimination.
The kind that affects ME!

If you see a dead body on the side of the road, do -not- not try and NOT not look at it. Just do.

Of course i couldve had a second scone.

Wait, wait. Okay now go.

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends.

Anticipation is counterproductive.

The middle of the road? That just means you can get hit from both directions.

If frogs had wings, they wouldnt bump their butts when they hopped.

proof plz

Its never as bad as you think.
Might be better.
Might be worse.
But never -as- bad.