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USA! USA! USA!

Oh no, Dick Tracy's trapped by a giant clam.
So long, dear Dick!

why dont you go down to "i dont care" street, hang a left at "get out of my life" boulevard, and take the express bus to downtown "suck it".

Family members are either embarrassing, or dead. The two sometimes overlap.

I win?!? I thought it was a blinking contest, and i was losing.

Dont put me in your fantasies, i dont even like being in your RL.

Its hard to get any work done in this town w. all the possums and their screaming.
There's so much...screaming.

Is a duck's ass watertight? Hell yeah, let's DO IT!

RIP Carl.

69. The Number of The Feast.

Boxers is what ppl wore before they were smart enough to invent briefs.

I dont love ppl. I love Camaros, Zeppelin, and french fries, in that order.

A ninja is silent, like our love, which dare not speak its name.

You need to get that checked.

Just because something happems twice doesnt mean its not special!

Sometimes you're the kettle, sometimes, you're the pot!

Gawd i hate trees. So tall, and arrogant.

Life is all about compromise, anyone who says differently is mistaken.

It looks nothing like i'd imagined.

Remember that fancy french restaurant we went to? Frenchie's?