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Its not a matter of not wanting to get involved, its a matter of not caring.

You care what you dream though at night right?

****.

^^^asterisks! Ass to risk?

I suppose a President would -have- to get used to farting in front of the Secret Service, eventually.

I'm giving up my summer for something greater then myself.

God I want to strangle him, how easy it would be to watch him struggle, his veins burst.. Lol But no I couldn't listen to the voice in my head... Or can I? Know one knows I know him. It would be simple, just maybe one push and I'd never have to see him again!!

Any word from the Governer?

Originally posted by rudester
God I want to strangle him, how easy it would be to watch him struggle, his veins burst.. Lol But no I couldn't listen to the voice in my head... Or can I? Know one knows I know him. It would be simple, just maybe one push and I'd never have to see him again!!

fake

I was just wishing I had riv infront of me. Lol

Actually you are to afraid to say what you are really looking for.

Oh SHIT! He clinked his clock!

You move into mah house, you hear ‘bout mah tingles!

Nope. Anyways..

Side effects may include dry mouth, itchy eyes, and existential dread.

You gotta figure the pain isnt worth it not one BIT. Heck with that!

You can lead a horse to water, you can even milk a cow. A tiger’s just a great big cat.

A lady pig’s a a sow!

Its all in how you fold the napkin.

Its not as hard as i thought taking a pic of my own butt.