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If your trying to make me jealous.. That ship has sailed.

3 hours she was gone, and when she came back, she reeked of Old Spice & pot.
And she didnt even have any ice cream!

Is my form not pleasing to the eye? Is your hand not creepy on my thigh?

Everything’s coming up Millhouse!

I’m not hearing a NO!

God you should be put on an altar and put as a human sacrifice!!

Okay, what comes after ‘fool me twice, shame on me’? Cuz i totally got you AGAIN!

Guys, women are never ‘done’ with it.
Any little thing you do wrong, they take it, and sit on it like an egg.

And then it hatches on Superbowl Sunday.

Things are getting SUPER weird! You know how i know? There was a finger in the pie.

Is the title of your sex tape!

Flatulence when done by chance may leave a shit stain in your pants.

Hope for the best and try your hope or you will wallow in your own.

Let me guess: if you dont master your rage, your rage will become your master!

Not really riv. You are free to do whatever you choose. However not making a choice in life is not wise.

Making no choice leaves to the idea of infinite possibilities.

I am so smart, S-M-R-T!

Why you look down instead of a peniss you saw a viginaa!

when you eat your smarties do you eat the red ones last?

This is gonna sound crazy, but for a moment, i swear i took on the shape of a unicorn.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, and that hurts more than feathers and frog cum, pal!