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You know, that sign -should- really be unnecessary.

It’s like girl-on-girl, but w. guys, right?

Like two tiny cannibals
Don't you remember when they put Bugs Bunny in the pot and tried to eat him.

This shirt is UNISEX, dammit!

What is it a dinosaur Jurassic Park shirt?

Hobo rules. Just good sense.

Eew hobos. "Get away"..

We carry our own bags here, this isnt The Sheridan.

Careful, dog. Dont be sticking your nose ip in some strange animal’s poisonous butthole.

Here’s to Kato and Tonto, who made the Reids look good!

I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of Area 51, let alone 52 and 53.

My poor puppers is sick. It's breaking my heart.

^^^oh, thats ****ing awful, sorry. 🙁

There were only 2 cakes left, and trust me, you -wanted- the one of Al Roker w. the Hershey Kiss nipples.

We've had her for fourteen years. I'm just really attached.

I understand. Hope she feels better...👆

You didnt think you got your ability to sexy-dance from your mother, did you?

That mustve been very confusing to that old man.
Of course, at his age, taking a shit is quite puzzling.

With those ankles? Figure skater.

You owe me dinner. And possibly some dental work.