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Its ok, silly.
I said your mother & i had sex in -a- bathroom, not -this- bathroom.

I'm hungry.

^^^Me too, actually.

About to eat breakfast. Cravings will be satisfied!

I'm hungry too. I smell like cigarettes and pot and cat.. Eew

I hope this little incident wont keep you from inviting a -second- black person into your home someday.

Omg you said black, that's so racist. I think it's okay if they say it but if you say it it's racist..Hey Whoopi Goldberg is black so I guess it's okay..

Mike's blonde. I never said he's a blacky

There’s famous, then there’s INfamous! Gibraltar!

Mr. Sexy’s Pizza.
Our special today is sexeroni. Its like pepperoni, but sexy.

Your special aren't you?

Like 2 tiny cannibals in a fat guy’s ribcage.

Sneaky and manipulative gotcha!!

Its not tipping i believe in, its -over- tipping.

Getting a facial doesnt mean what i thought it did...but i still might want to try it!

Get it on your feet and take a bath. Wash your cloths..

Bugsy Bunny

Yes. What about buggzy

And why did you not tell me?
Ohhh.
Because it would have crushed me emotionally and ruined our friendship.
Good call!

You’ll be used as decoys, but, your children’s children will know the joy of being poor to lower class, in a young, upcoming oligarchy!