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If i learned anything from my 14 years as a virgin, its make sure the door is LOCKED, not just shut.

There you have it. Another brash, young upstart, destined to surpass his aging mentor.

I'm going to start to see a therapist, I figure it will help me deal with some of my major issues including; unhealthy relationship. I am making an effort to meet someone long term rather then short term, someone I can marry that is presentable to my family.

Originally posted by riv6672
If i learned anything from my 14 years as a virgin, its make sure the door is LOCKED, not just shut.

On earlier post you directly started you were married? Now your saying your not only single but a bachelor, which is it?

You know what your problem is? I’m too good looking.

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Lol what now? You posted on here you were married when you opened your account. Also you were in the military. I can easily look it up.

All we have to do is sneak into as many group photos as possible, and we’ll never be firgotten!

The crab cakes were plentiful, yes, but i do not like crab cakes.

And the award for converting oxygen to carbon dioxide goes to:

You go girl avoiding my questions to get to the facts.

Is THAT what it means?!? Man, i had a really gross tennis instructor.

This is the grossest thing i’ve ever seen, and i have 3 kids under the age of 4.
I -live- in a house of fluids!

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My boss is making me work on the weekend mother ****er!!

In other news vacation next week baby.

But I want to go out but got to be at work early tomorrow, and sat and now Sunday.. What a Scrooge!! I hate my life I hate it I hate it I hate it.. I'm going to party monday. Aww everyone's going to be partied out come Monday. I'm so sad.