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Not all of us can grow a beard as fast as your mom.

Friendship is crap, i want a Ducati Monster 821.

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What you farted?

Almost to Utah, Uncle Brother!

All that snooping made me feel dangerous.
Lets go to the mall & shoplift some lip gloss!

You dont know what i mean by ‘even he’?
Think of it as a compliment.

And sphincter says:

He says I feel ick so go play your games on seone who cares. I before e except after c.. Lol

Originally posted by riv6672
All that snooping made me feel dangerous.
Lets go to the mall & shoplift some lip gloss!

What a creeper!!

My boss let me out early today, he warmed me not to go crazy. I told him my idea of fun is redecorating my apartment. Right now I'm looking for pillows.

I want to change the tiles and install marble white tiles to bring light to the back kitchen.

And not a single shit was given.

Thats -exactly- how you say it, Miguel.

And now the weather:

So yesterday I went out for drinks and my friend Rees, kissed me while he was drunk. It was awkward because I don't think of him like that, I paused and looked at him oddly.. Thanked him for the kiss lol and he said he would miss me if I left and I was like sure. Then I walked out of the room and patted him on the back and left

Where is everyone?

Sex with my ex?
My ex what? My ex wife? My ex girlfriend? My ex girlfriend’s wife? My ex wife’s girlfriend?
Oh the possibilities!

Who taught you about WWII? That explains a lot.

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