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This week on, ‘TOUCHED BY AN UNCLE’.

excuse me could i just distract you for a second.

man beats of jagurar with bare hands in the struggel.

You've got to get your hands dirty if you want to separate the corn from the nuts.

I fell off the jungle gym and woke up here...

Play Doh beat the smart kids!

Just, look in the tunk.

Cool story Bob

Yeah, his final text was something about how heavy the traffic was as he was crossing the street, then he ghosted me!

Oh shit, i think we broke Senor Tickle!

Ed Asner/Betty White porn; have fun sleeping tonight America!

You tell em Steve Dave!

I once stole a car. No wait, a goat.

Hey, i really LIKE bingo!

The warning said bloody or black. Mine’s bloody AND black.

Word to my homies

Damn. Autopsy. I really came in here w. the wrong shoes on.

You were trying to insult me, but instead you gave me an amazing life hack!

Why so excited? My idol made the cover of ‘Hair Pulled Back’ magazine!

I blessed the rains down in Africa