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I get it now.

Hey, a new page!

It seems like only yesterday i was looking forward to tomorrow.

I could titally get into a cross country trip, if someone else did most of the driving.

And they lived happily ever after.

The end.

Turn off that damn light!

We cant trust a WONAN’s math. Count again!

Step two three, step, three four!

It was a lonely island he washed upon the shore of.

Did i tell you the story about how i ran out of brown crayon? Dont worry, it has a happy ending.

Dramatic music plays-

Door creak open-

Dinosaur walks in-

Like a microphone at a Britney Spears concert.

Like a comb at Telly Savales’ house.

Like a cookbook in an Irish kitchen.

Lets just focus on dying of natural causes shall we?

Wait, the devil can tempt me with things i WANT?!?

May i escort you behind that bush for the next 5 minutes?