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Oh badder bump nozzle. Large.

I thought my lunch coice were, quote unquote, ‘horrifying adventures in diarrhea’.

The off icial number is 230, but the actual number may be in the millions. I may be exaggerating.

This is soooo much nicer than you just sneaking around, staring at me through a window.

Pit bulls? I shouldnt have worn my meat pants.

Congrats! You scored the perfect girlfriend.
She is rich. She...probably has other qualities.
Pefect!

The mat said WELCOME, but the door was locked, so i split the difference and came in through the window.
Pleased to meet you!

The Jerky Boys.

And he was a material witness

Moonwalking in Heaven? Denied!

It might even be yummier this way!

I’m an awful human being, and you’ll always be there for me.

Flying squirrels dont even actually fly. They frikkin glide!

They had a child together?!?

She was cruising in her 5.0.

Since when do you bury a coffin upside down?

I now invoke the Pax Turducken!

Its no wonder window washers are alwys high up on buoldings, those windows are high up.

BRENDAAAAA!

I guess it was a visual pun?