Random Comments

I thought it was stolen!

But knowing you i’m sure she was a looker.

Pretty sure there was a code violation in there somewhere.

Here piggy piggy piggy!

We dont get many swarthy shnozzles in the pound, Rex.

It seems the door was unlocked, a breach of protocol.

Do you have like weird disorder where you have to express your ever thought?

There are institutions for people like you.

Your home is filled w. soft surfaces, that absorb odors and release them back into the room.

This year, i’m supporting the stripper, not the pole.

Affordable braces, pay on installment, or by the tooth!

I had to take another shower. She was THAT good.

Why does everyone like me except Kim Jong-un?

Oh no, a Chinese finget trap; now if someone plays jazz, i cant snap along.

I’ll help you, but i have to warn you, i have a long history of digging up cursed pirate treasure.

They had to remove it yeah. Its in a science museum now.

I may be amazing, but your mother is amazingER.

Your a weirdo, cant help you there.

This is a picture of you when you were younger?
No shit; every picture is a picture of you when you were younger!

What’s wrong w. your face? You look like a creepy ventriloquist dummy.
Which is to say, a ventriloquist dummy.