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Why? Why!?! Because i’m no longer allowed near the Grand Canyon thats why.

Living a full life would take away from his TV time, though.

Originally posted by riv6672
Living a full life would take away from his TV time, though.

Love dem tv stories 😮

The parking lot’s BEHIND the store? Fancy.

You ever eat a black seedless grape thinking it was an olive? That is a shock your taste buds just arent ready for!

I love the new guy at the butcher store. Turns out he really knows how to help you loosen up and have a good time.

No I live by a mall. No parking lots near by, not so fancy. 😮

My bikini region is fine. Who’s shocked? I’m not!

The dice giveth and the dice taketh away.

As you know, a few years ago i achieved one of my lesser dreams and became a self help guru.

Its as safe as it can be when its sponsored by the good folks who brought you Chernobyl.

I know you’re a bit of a left handed monkey wrench, but, you really dont watch NCIS?

The first man i ever saw naked was Jean Claude Van Damme, and wow did that create sone unreasonable expectations.

Dad says thats the only reason he buys Brawny Paper Towels.

Remind me again why this was a bad idea?

Nooo, second responders can still face danger. I’m strictly a THIRD responder!

I noticed.

Losing hair down there.

This bothers me more then my receding hairline.

Originally posted by cdtm
Losing hair down there.

This bothers me more then my receding hairline.

OH! Poor frog.