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Can’t stand any of you.

But Im in love with you...

Lets make this quick officer, in a few hours i need to get up to pee underr and around the house.

Absolutely! Ask her to marry you, man. Sure she’s out of your league but look at her, she wont age well. In 20 years you guys will even out!

Oh how i wish i could believe, or even understand, what you just told me last night at the circus.

My body is acting weird ohh boy

When it comes to dating i guess its better to desecrate the grave than rob the cradle.

Ladies, please; i’m in a committed relationship. I’ll watch, though!

You might not want me to repeat it. Some of it was hurtful, most of it was true.

You seem a little tense, when was the last time you switched the batteries out?

Its called culture appropriation, we arent supposed to do it. I’ll bet it buts me an extra 30 seconds of screen time, though!

I kinda like it but i feel compelled to support the group.

The trick is, for you to love YOURSELF, as much as you love ME.

Its very sunny, bring a hat.

No i’ve never noticed anything odd about your ears, the big one OR the little one.

Damn man, you look great w. a beard! Where'd you two meet?

Oh, i think we both know the answer to THAT one, Dr. Seuss.

I can tell by your silence and inability to make eye contact, that my nudity has taken you completely by surprise.

Originally posted by riv6672
I can tell by your silence and inability to make eye contact, that my nudity has taken you completely by surprise.

And im the weird one. 😕

I mean, if it makes you feel better think of your life as an experiment; its not a failure its a result!