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Its a burst appendix you pussy. Walk it off!

The only people that use cellphones to make actual calls are librarians.

Originally posted by riv6672
Its a burst appendix you pussy. Walk it off!

A burst appendixs left untreated van get infected and cause your other organs to shut down..

She was on time, she had her notes, it was 10 AM and she didnt smell like tequila. SOMEbody was angling for a raise!

BTW, do you mind if i watch Shrek on your backseat DVD player?

Instead of half assing it, i zero assed it and saved time, that way we could get onto the next project!

The woman was nice. I took her to Mexico.

Its good that you still have hope.
Its completely misguided, but hold onto it.

Your sister? She has nice boobs, but she couldnt find a tail on a four assed cat.

This is YOUR day, dont make it about me.

We cant just drop everything because you have something, we’ll get to it in due time.

Wow, you do not want to be a duck on THAT lake.

I never thought I'd see

An elephant in a tree

Such a mighty trunk

Technically this cant be considered kidnapping, we’re in Florida.

Even better, i bought bigger pants!

You’re a celebrity. They can legally do anything to you!

Falling for someone else's dog is almost as bad as falling for someone else's wife. You can't see them every day, can't see them for long, and never know when they'll be able to make time for you.

.....not that I know anything about seeing someone else's wife, 😈

It doesnt really work that way? Grandpa!!!

Ice cream is pretty uneventful usually anyway.

This hurts even more w.out a yoga mat.