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Its a German delicacy, i’m going to cook some right now.

Dude i’ve been crashing on your couch for a month, i think i would have noticed.

Its like a grilled cheese sammich & tomato soup. One is crunchy and gooey and the other is soup.

I thought you said you had a wife and kids now how can you support them if your crashing on someones sofa? You've also stated you've been dating on and off for months, who would date a guy on someones sofa?

Your MAILMAN got divorced, and you’re going to therapy?
That is WHITE!

That diaper’s giving him a rash.

Experts recommend looting w. a buddy, so you can steal heavier items.

I dont like your man boobs, and dont appreciate the cheery manner in which you’ve chosento display them.

Well then, tell grandpa to grow a mustache.

As an artist its your job to make ppl feel confused scared and kind of dumb.

The artist known as pick *******.

Never had one good original idea in his life

Remember the good old days, when you could beat a guy into the ground one day, and scare the bejesus out of them the next?

"****!"

Words that take on a whole different meaning after your significant other says "I'm pregnant."

What?

I bet Riv gets it.

Never bring a goose to duck fight.

And i rest my case. Wait, what?

Pretty sure its a marionette, bro.

Brah..lol