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Well so is your sister!

If possible, do not wear a bra for at least 4 hours after you have been spray tanned, to prevent “tan lines” or streaks.

Dont look down, dont look down...aw shit, i looked down!

Get your PINK ASS off my car!!!

There’s a subtle difference between small town life and country ass living.

The way he explained it, he had a work wife and a home mistress.

A girl has never shaken my hand so hard i farted before.

Anything within a 5-8 mile radius is acceptable.

Of course i’m accusing you. I know he’s the mastermind but he’s too stupid to do it all himself.

Or pathologic

Choices flipped is the reverse or the opposite

Ignius corporal

And thats how i wound up in Taipei instead of Taipan, and got this wicked nevk tattoo.

In Arkansas, FOMO actually means four more.

I live my life by 2 simple rules, but i’m about to break one of them by asking you: Are you pregnant, or just really fat?

Elemental transference

Silence subservience and observance

The choice you refuse to make is the one that will be made for you.

MMMMM. Save that one for later.

We do not take the lord’s name in vain in this house, just in case there is one.