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GO FALCONS!

There’s nothing ‘little’ about an ear infection.

My aunt had one, was crossing the street, didnt hear the truck...

and BAM!

Killed by an ear infection.

It never seems that way when you’re upside down.

So thats why you unzip it.

Oh snap, that was a wicked clothesline!

Y'all need to calm down now.

In the bronx we call this tripping

At CVS, I wanted one thing, and so did about five other people in line. This one lady was holding everyone up.

The annoying thing, is you can't really tell what he holdup is, even though you can hear the cashier.

"It's buy two for the sale."

Ok, so send her to get another, get it for her, or buy the one at retail.

*More chatter. Wait wait wait.*

10 minutes pass.

*Chatter fiddle with register chatter*

Finally, this other associate came over and breezed everyone else through.

Lady and cashier guy still going at it when I left.

What could the hold up have been?

I don't care what the vegans say: Men NEED meat. And not lean crap, like chicken, but nice greasy well marbled beef.

Or at least a good greasy patty.

Ever try giving a lion an all veggie diet? They'd loose all their teeth, and die.

It isn't shoplifting if someone else puts it in your bag, without you knowing about it.

No its friendlifting...

Tell me, which is it?

The Whitney?

The Guggenheim?

The Frick?

Its the Frick, isnt it?!?

Putin once called me his ‘little red Corvette’.