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Best friend i ever had.

We still never talk sometimes.

Can you be jealous of someone you don't know because they managed to do the very thing you've been trying to accomplish for years and they did not even have to try, it was just given to them. Life is so unfair, I look at him and think I want to destroy him, find him and just choke him to death. But sadly I will not, I have to accept it for what it is and move on. Now that I'm living for myself what do I do?

Lets get this straight kids.

Cock fighting isnt a Mexican thing.

It isnt an Asian thing.

Americans do it too...

...if they’re poor enough.

I feel bad for my friend Andy he broke his finger and I laughed now he's not talking to.me I feel bad.

Everybody lets give it up for the cast and crew of saturday night live ahh ahh......

Is this outfit different than what i was wearing yesterday?
Barely.

It was NOT a sexy nickname!

Thats a pretty undercutting way of describing his accomplishments.

I dont like you. You remind me of someone

I dont get embarrassed when i fart in public.

In fact, i often do it on purpose.

I like to quietly remind ppl...

...sometimes not so quietly...

...sometimes wetly...

...sometimes leaving a stain after...