Random Comments

I’m hoping its just a sprain; man, i can NOT go into the ER with another chewing gum related injury.

Why you got chewing gum up your butt

Whatever; it was a fun orgasm, i’m not gonna overthink it!

That depends, did you bring cake?

I cant BELIEVE she let the dog get a tattoo. I am NOT eating my vegetables tonight.

I juss woke up

Fishing relaxes me.

I like pretty, blonde haired women and breakfast food.

I suppose, in the most dire of circumstances, your back can be a surface on which to make art.

I know it seems things just got worse but this is just part one of a multi pronged plan.

That means many prongs.

You’re not black, you cant just talk like that.

Just kidding!

Actually you sound just like my crazy uncle Manfred!

Your crazy

Check out this dead raccoon i found!

Its got like 50 worms on it.

Probably twice that many IN it!

Silly trash panda.

Wait, you DIDNT know we had a meeting today? Then why the jell-o in your pants?